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Fri May 10, 2024
	The first rule of daycare fight night is don't take video of daycare fight night source: kbzk.com \| share: Copy Link	1
	Photoshop this great invention source: assets.bonappetit.com \| share: Copy Link	9
	Company using former passenger airliners to guarantee supply of Pale Ale in the event of nuclear war source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	9
	Final Destination: Animal Crossing Edition source: wfsb.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	If your wedding vows include the words 'Beaver Nuggets', you might be a redneck source: wfaa.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	Sounds like a job for a good carpenter. Maybe even a great carpenter. Maybe even a carpentry God source: midhudsonnews.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Restaurant service in Ethiopia is pretty slow, yo (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	22
	Rubber Duck you got a Bear Bait on your back room, 10-4 source: komonews.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	2021: Defund the police. 2024: Check out our new Rolls-Royce source: wsvn.com \| share: Copy Link	67
	We have a rich history of frat bros being assholes source: slate.com \| share: Copy Link	42
(Some Guy)	Naked guy walks around Burlington, Vermont over a multi-day span. This being Vermont, no one much cares except for the few who held up scorecards rating his package source: mynbc5.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	"Son...I am disappoint" source: thedailybeast.com \| share: Copy Link	64
	UN about to make the Israel/Palestine situation worse, or better source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	67
	The use of camel traffic lights to avoid camel traffic jams in the middle of the desert? It's more likely than you think source: odditycentral.com \| share: Copy Link	28
	Photoshop this very tall ship source: upload.wikimedia.org \| share: Copy Link	16
	It would be great if someone experiencing unexpected labor at home had a nurse. Better if the nurse was a second person and not the one in labor source: fox13news.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	Macaque was too fat to survive in Bangkok source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	25
	Top Ten new baby names for 2023 released by the Social Security Administration. In related news, subby was 12 before he learned his real name wasn't "Bring me a beer, you little shiat" source: wfaa.com \| share: Copy Link	69
(Some Guy)	Not News: Kansas man gets DUI. News: Kansas Mayor gets DUI. Fark: Kansas Mayor gets DUI after driving through the front door of a liquor store. Extra Fark: he claimed his brakes failed source: 1350kman.com \| share: Copy Link	33
	Police warn citizens not to pick up folded dollar bills you find as they might contain traces of fentanyl. If you are a police officer and you had direct eye contact with the dollar bill, go to the nearest hospital immediately source: bobbybones.iheart.com \| share: Copy Link	51
(Houston Public Media)	Fine, we won't burn the books. We'll just start cutting the chapters we don't like source: houstonpublicmedia.org \| share: Copy Link	80
	Earth about to plunge back into the 1700s source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	58
	Move out UFOs, a container ship has been spotted 'hovering in mid-air' (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	33
	Old and busted: take a bite out of crime. New hotness source: foxnews.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	Chester Cheetah attacks police source: ctvnews.ca \| share: Copy Link	23
(Some Seaguy)	Caption these San Francisco sunbathers source: sanfranciscolovetours.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Violent UK gangsters learn their encrypted messages aren't source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	31
	"She said her aunt brushed off the (tornado) warning with a laugh" source: tennessean.com \| share: Copy Link	84
	Target caves to the troglodytes source: abcnews.go.com \| share: Copy Link	246
	Man takes shelter in chimney during stormy weather. This is done more often during the flue season source: wbrc.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	I heard a rumor former Fiji Prime Minister Bainimarama sentenced to year in prison, cruel summer source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Hey, extra protein source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	37
	Florida county opens year-round self-service sandbag site. Fark: You can only get 10 sandbags, or enough to block one doorway to your home source: wfla.com \| share: Copy Link	55
	Knock knock, hello milk cow here source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	24
	San Francisco restaurant owner irate because new law will require his restaurant to charge customers the prices listed on the menu source: ktvu.com \| share: Copy Link	157
	With the blessing of a Virginia School Board the South shall rise again source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	133
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this stone ball source: blogger.googleusercontent.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	Will calm return to the courtroom after yesterday's Stormy testimony? Will we get more surprise witnesses? Will Farty-Five fall asleep again? Live updates of Day 15 of election interference/hush money/porn star trial source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	616
	Tokyo police hold event at Vietnam Embassy to teach embassy staff and others about safe use of mopeds in Japan. In a nutshell, this isn't Nam, mopeds have rules source: www3.nhk.or.jp \| share: Copy Link	19
	The "Decline By 9": By age nine, only 35% of kids are reading for fun. And that percentage is getting lower and lower every year. Who's going to read Fark threads in the future? source: slate.com \| share: Copy Link	133
	Sheriff's office releases bodycam footage of police officer executing a black man for legally owning a gun pointed directly at the ground and exhibiting no hostile behavior. Then acts like this exonerates the officer source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	218
(Some Guy)	NOAA issues first 'Severe Geomagnetic Storm Watch' in 20 years, could hit mid-day Friday. Yes, everyone should PANIC source: spaceweather.gov \| share: Copy Link	85
	What the headline should have said: "Average American taxpayer gives government nearly a $3,000 interest-free loan, then has to pay for the privilege to get some of the money back" source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	90
	Day 807 of WW3: Poland's PM Donald Tusk admits that NATO troops are already in Ukraine. "NATO today is helping as much as it can.......There are some soldiers there. Observers, engineers. They're helping them out." It's your Friday Ukraine war thread source: hindustantimes.com \| share: Copy Link	295
	It's been 30 years since Mandela's presidency today and they're still pretty segregated. Turns out you might need more than three decades to get rid of white supremacy? Huh source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	58
	Exactly the sort of thing one does when one is extra super-duper innocent source: abcnews.go.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	There is more and more misinformation over the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face. This is not a repeat from the 1950s source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	37
	Sport plane go boom source: forbes.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Study claims Americans uncomfortable living near AR-15 owners. Thankfully the study was not about AK-47s which everybody else owns source: psypost.org \| share: Copy Link	93
	Canadian Broacaster, which is to say, a commentator or perhaps anchorman, Rex Murphy, has passed, or has become deceased or mortuus to use the Latin, at age 77 source: cbc.ca \| share: Copy Link	23

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